#9- 40 best Chuck Norris facts

Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris can walk on water and swim through land.
Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser has to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
You may be asking yourself why I didn’t post 40 Chuck Norris facts. I did. Each Chuck Norris fact is worth four of every other type of fact.
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