Stop saying stupid things

I’m sick of all the stupid things people say, so I am going to vent.

“What it is is…..” Don’t you see the problem with that?
“May or may not….” Are there any other options? You may or may not be stupid, but you are.
“Just barely….” Both words mean the same thing in this context. “I just got up.” “I barely got up.”
“Every single….” “You say stupid things every single time.” Lose the single.
“Each and every….” They mean the same thing, so stop it. You are dumb and stupid.
“Whole entire….” I’m glad you said that. Whole leaves part out, and entire leaves part out, so together you it all covered.
And my favorite- “Your guyses….” “What are your guyses plans?” Learn to speak English. “What are your plans?” English has a plural just like vosotros in Spanish and voi in Italian. Stop being an idiot.

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  1. You left out some of my favorites, like:"It's Bush's fault." (Read my lips, no new taxes)"Your VIN Number" (Your Vehicle Identification Number Number)"Those ones" (One is singular)

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