Jack Bauer approves of my new phone

I renewed my Verizon contract and received the Jack Bauer approved Casio Boulder phone today. It is built to military specifications to be shock, dust and water resistant, allowing for car crashes, drops and brawls. The flashlight can be used during a power outage. The digital compass can be used to track enemy movements. The speaker phone and Blue Tooth capabilities allow constant communication with home base. Standby mode is 67 hours, allowing for multiple seasons. Pretty much this phone rules.

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4 thoughts on “Jack Bauer approves of my new phone

  1. But can it survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse? I… Think… Not…

  2. Nothing can.

  3. Jack Bauer once lost his car keys. Jack Bauer spent the next 24 hours torturing himself to divulge the location of his car keys.

  4. Jack Bauer only wants you to have this phone so he can track your every move from the comfort of his living room. Lampino put him up to it.

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