Monthly Archives: February 2009

Jack Bauer approves of my new phone

I renewed my Verizon contract and received the Jack Bauer approved Casio Boulder phone today. It is built to military specifications to be shock, dust and water resistant, allowing for car crashes, drops and brawls. The flashlight can be used during a power outage. The digital compass can be used to track enemy movements. The speaker phone and Blue Tooth capabilities allow constant communication with home base. Standby mode is 67 hours, allowing for multiple seasons. Pretty much this phone rules.

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Journal #56

I just finished Journal #56. I rule.

We took Jill to Cheesecake Factory to celebrate her twinage. Fish tacos are great. I can’t wait to go back there with Shawn in a few weeks.

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The Best Inventions of All-time

In no particular order, except the first one:
Chuck Norris
Color
Casio G-Shock watches
Mint chocolate chip ice cream
Martial arts
Guns
E-Bay
Italian
Cufflinks
National Parks
Bicycles
Leatherman multi-tools
Camelbak hydration packs
Tin foil dinners
UFC
Cheese
BBQ
Bacon
Journals
Knives
Crepes
Fireworks
Fountain pens
Olympics
Motorcycles
Loofa
Gun shows
Magnets
Ice
Flashlights

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The Worst Inventions of All-time

In no particular order:
McDonald’s
Snakes
Coffee
Gum
Hyphenated names
Japanese animation
Hippies
Emos
Rap
Carrot cake
Candy corns
Gravy
Mimes
Clowns
Marching bands
Dallas Cowboys
LA Lakers
Mushrooms
Mullets
Trailer parks

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